Red Sexy Lips

Heather and I were at my local supermarket last night just before closing. I wanted to get some ice so i headed to the back of the store. I looked ahead of me and saw the worker washing the floor with one of those machines that look like a buffing machine. I remember looking at the floor and the water left behind from the mopping machine and thinking that it would be just my luck that when i walked through the line of water left, i would fall right on my butt.Well that didn’t happen instead of falling on my butt i did the splits ..lol Now I’m not a skinny girl, so for me to the splits without anything hurting the next day is impossible. So anyway the guy ran over to me and asked if i was ok. I said” yes I’m fine” while getting up and just walked around the corner to get the ice. I know that man must have been laughing really hard after i left..lol I got the ice and started walk back to the front of the store when i saw Heather. She asked me where have i been and i replied ” i was doing the splits” she looked at me and said “on the floor?” I said yea and told her what happened. She laughed so hard she started turning red. I must say as a sexxxy size woman that’s the only way I’m ever going to do the splits that easily. Next time i see them cleaning the floor, I think i’m just going to go the other way.